This is GOOD. You’ll enjoy it; and recognize the immediate connection to the IRS.

Congress has instructed the IRS to send each taxpayer a tax assist package.
It’s a Complimentary Tax Software and Custom Backup USB Drive from IRS.
Apparently you just plug in this USB drive and it automatically uploads and
installs the IRS software to complete your …[Read more]

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In church on Sunday,
I overheard this little old lady
in the pew next to me
saying a short private prayer.
It was so sweet and sincere
that I just had to share it with you:

Dear Lord,
These past couple of years
have been tough….
You have taken my
favorite Actor Patrick Swayze,
my favorite actress Elizabeth Taylor,
my favorite Cowboy James…[Read more]

Subject: FW: Barack Obama and Tonto went camping
> Barack Obama and Tonto went camping
>
> No matter what side of the fence you are on, this one is
> bound to make you smile!
>
> Barack Obama and Tonto went camping in the desert. After
> they got their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep.
>
> Some hours later, Tonto woke the president…[Read more]

If you enjoy history, you’ll really like this…

I’ve always been a student of history but I didn’t know this.

CONDOM HISTORY

Interesting piece of history!

In1272, the Arabic Islamic Muslims invented the condom, using a goat’s lower intestine.

In 1873, the British somewhat refined the idea by…[Read more]

In the interest of full disclosure, President Obama’s should declare all of the fawning media coverage he’s received so far as a gift on his tax return.

President Obama plans to start printing income tax forms on Kleenex, so it will be easier for us to pay through the nose.

The Obama administration is the meth lab of democracy.

President Obama decided to do one of his public addresses against the backdrop of an American farm, but the ceremony couldn’t get started because of all the flies buzzing around his head. Obama demanded to know why the flies wouldn’t leave, so the farmer explained to him, “Well, those are called circle flies. They always circle around the back…[Read more]

Q: What would you get if you crossed a Jackass with Barack Obama?
A: Barack Obama.

Q. What’s the difference between Obama opponents and Obama supporters?
A. The first group works for a living while the second group votes for a living.

Q. Why isn’t TSA catching any terrorists?
A. They don’t screen passengers on Air Force One.

Q. Why is Obama more popular in China than in America?
A. He created jobs over there.

America once had Johnny Cash, Steve Jobs and Bob Hope. Now we have Barack Obama, no cash, no jobs and no hope.

THE BLONDE WHO MARRIED A CATHOLIC

On their honeymoon, the blonde bride slipped into a sexy nightie and with great anticipation,

then crawled into bed, only to find her husband had settled down on the couch.
When she asked him why he was apparently not going to make love to her, he replied, ‘ It’s Lent.’
In tears, she sobbed, ‘ Well, that is…[Read more]

sorry. It didn’t work. There was a Port A Potty on wheels for obama’s library.